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Giveaway!

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Rules:

  • Follow me
  • Own pokemon X/Y
  • Must respond within 24 hours of me sending out the prizewinner messages
  • Try not to be a dickbag and leave once the giveaways over, you’ll just miss out on future giveaways
  • Ends on August 31st!

Entries:

  • Reblog this post as many times as you want, only 5 will be counted though
  • Like this post for 1 entry
  • Donations of any amount will get 20 extra entries
  • Challenge my pokemon league sideblog for 5 entries per leader you defeat, with 1 entry for each battle win or lose (Total of 81 entries available minimum)

Prizes:

  • 1st prize - Diancie, Movie event Victini, 2014 Tanabata Jirachi and 10 Pokegenned pokemon (I will discuss what I can and can’t do with the prize winners)
  • 2nd prize - Diancie, Movie event Victini, Tanabata Jirachi and 3 pokegenned pokemon
  • 3rd prize - Diancie, Movie event Victini, Tanabata Jirachi and 1 pokegenned pokemon
  • 4th prize - Any one fof the above 3 event pokemon and 1 pokegenned pokemon
  • 5th prize - 1 pokegenned pokemon
  • 6th-10 prizes - RNG shinies from my shiny vault, up to 3 per person may be generated.

Bonus:

  • Every 50 followers I’ll add and extra prize equivalent to 3rd place
  • every 100 followers I’ll increase the amount of RNG shinies to a max of 7, and add 5 more RNG shiny prizes to the pool.

Also, please remember I am taking donations for pokegenned pokemon, so if you want some pokemon and more chance to win prizes, now is the best time to donate! 


Ends tomorrow!

gihbright

theothhherwomenbby:

pimpmasterbabe:

duhjentleman:

animo-creandi:

callmeisabel:

stop-hodoring:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want to say about this has been said in the post above me.

you can’t stop me from reblogging this over and over again

this makes me smile so much

I fucking want this, 

I will forever reblog this

Yes

overlord-kyogre
sassy-spoon:

zhuy-chan:







I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ ! THEY HATIN’ !

It doesn’t roll away, it scoots away on its side

sassy-spoon:

zhuy-chan:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ ! THEY HATIN’ !

It doesn’t roll away, it scoots away on its side

memphs
wendygirlyouspookme:

POKEMON STORY TIME
IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE.  IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS.  IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT.  YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION.  OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.
I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT.  MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD.  EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA.  THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.
ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.
FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN.  I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH.  I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.
THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM.  PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN.  I LAUGH.  I THROW MY POKEBALL.  I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS?  ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS.  IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT.  YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS.  THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE.  THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.
I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED. 

wendygirlyouspookme:

POKEMON STORY TIME

IF YOU’VE PLAYED X AND Y YOU KNOW HOW INFURIATING THE LEGENDARY BIRDS ARE.  IF YOU HAVEN’T HERE I’LL PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU: YOU GET A BIRD BASED ON YOUR STARTER AND ONCE YOU’VE ENCOUNTERED IT IN THE WILD, YOU CAN TRACK IT WITH YOUR POKEDEX WHILE IT ROAMS.  IT IMMEDIATELY FLEES, SO YOU CAN’T BATTLE OR CATCH IT.  YOU JUST HAVE TO TRACK IT AND ENCOUNTER IT 10 TIMES BEFORE IT FLEES TO A STATIONARY LOCATION.  OH, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING FLY, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THIS ON FOOT.

I AM CHASING THIS ASSHOLE ZAPDOS ALL AROUND FUCKING POKE-FRANCE, CONSTANTLY FLYING TO LUMIOSE TO RESET IT’S POSITION AND HOPE ITS SOMEWHERE NEAR WHERE I AM SO I CAN QUICKLY BIKE TO IT.  MY THUMBS ARE FUCKING RAW AT THIS POINT, I AM SO MAD.  EVERY TIME I’M ON ROUTE 14, HE’S SUDDENLY ON ROUTE 4, AND VICE VERSA.  THIS ASSHOLE WILL NOT LET ME EVEN GAZE UPON HIS SPIKY VISAGE, PRETENTIOUS CONDESCENDING FUCKING BIRD IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT.

ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH, I DECIDE WHEN I DO CATCH HIM, I’M GOING TO FUCKING HUMILIATE HIM.

FINALLY, FINALLY I REACH TEN ENCOUNTERS AND LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS I SEE HIS LOCATION CHANGE TO THE SEA SPIRIT’S DEN.  I QUICKLY BOUGHT 99 POKEBALLS, READY TO CUT HIM DOWN 10 NOTCHES AND MAKE HIM MY BITCH.  I HAVE A MASTER BALL HANDY, ZAPFUCK, BUT YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF IT’S GLORY.

THIS SHIT JUMPS ME, AND I SEND MY SHINY OCTILLERY OUT TO MAKE WORK OF HIM.  PICKLES FIRES A FUCKIN ICE BEAM AT THAT GUY AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO RED, AND BAM, THE CUMSTAIN IS FROZEN.  I LAUGH.  I THROW MY POKEBALL.  I NOTICE IMMEDIATELY UPON THROWING IT THAT IT MAKES NOT THE NORMAL POKEBALL NOISE AS IT ZOOMS THROUGH THE AIR, BUT THE CRITICAL CAPTURE NOISE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CRITICAL CAPTURE IS?  ESSENTIALLY IT’S A CRITICAL HIT FOR POKEBALLS.  IT’S BASED ON CHANCE, AND HOW MANY POKEMON YOU’VE CAUGHT.  YOU’RE GUARANTEED A CATCH IF THIS HAPPENS.  THE POKE BALL CLICKS ONCE.  THE LIGHTNING BEAST IS MINE.

I HUMILIATED AND TOOK SIEGE OF A MAJESTIC LEGENDARY BEAST, TONIGHT, AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE SATISFIED